July192012
  • Danny: Do we have any shampoo?
  • Deborah: I don't know.
  • Danny: You wash your hair at least twice a day. Shampoo is a staple item of your existence. Of course you know.
  • Deborah: All right. I do. Know.
  • Danny: Do we have any shampoo?
  • Deborah: I don't know. Is your hair dirty?
  • Danny: Does my hair look dirty?
  • Deborah: Does it feel dirty? (Pause.) It looks dirty.
  • Danny: It feels greasy. I hate it when my hair feels greasy.
  • Deborah: Well, I'm not going to look. If you want to know if there's any shampoo, you go look for it.
  • Danny: You don't have to look. You know very well if there's any shampoo or not. You're making me be ridiculous about this. (Pause.) You wash yourself too much anyway. If you really used all that shit they tell you in Cosmopolitan (and you do) you'd be washing yourself from morning till night. Pouring derivatives on yourself all day long.
  • Deborah: Will you love me when I am old?
  • Danny: If you can manage to look eighteen, yes.
  • Deborah: Now, that's very telling.
  • Danny: You think so?
  • Deborah: Yes
  • Danny: I'm going to wash my hair. Is there any shampoo.
  • Deborah: Yes. And no.
  • Danny: Now what's that supposed to mean?
  • Deborah: Everything. And nothing. (Pause.) Would you get my hose?
  • Danny: No. Where does this come from? This whole fucking behaviour. You're making it up. 'Get my hose.' You want your hose, I'll get your hose. Here's your fucking hose. (Rummages in dress.) Where's your hose? (Pause.) Where do they call them, anyway? Nobody says 'hose.'
  • Deborah: Pantyhose.
  • Danny: Where are they?
  • Deborah: Get me some out of the laundry bag.
  • Danny: You're going to wear dirty hose?
  • Deborah: I think I'm out of clean ones.
  • Danny: So you're going downtown in dirty hose?
  • Deborah: Do you want me walking around with a naked la-la?
  • Danny: If it makes your happy, Deb. I'm on the side of whatever makes you happy.
  • (Deb retreives dirty hose from bag and starts changing into them.
  • Danny: You make me very horny
  • Deborah: It's the idea of the dirty panties, Dan. You're sick.
  • Danny: I love your breasts.
  • Deborah: 'Thank you.' (Pause.) Is that right?
  • Danny: Fuck you.
  • Deborah: No hard feelings.
  • Danny: Who said there were?
  • Deborah: You know there are.
  • Danny: Then why say there aren't?
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